Forum post of the day: Tank Haiku

Kyleface of Garona started a thread in the tank forums on Tank Haiku. It seemed that some of the responders prefered to write Haikus abut how they don’t like Haikus: Nancee of Dark Iron submitted a Haiku on Death Knights: Death and Decay time!Missing the cower-in-fear!Hit with the nerf bat… Avanaco of Misha added in a two verse lament on druid tanking: Q Q warriorAt least you have some properItemization Your items may suckAt least you don’t have to wearHunter and rogue gear There are a few other little gems in the thread. Take a moment to take a peek at it. I was inspired to write my own little tanking poem Yes, I’ll tank for you. But no matter what you do, Stay behind the bear. I thought I’d add to the fun with a little tanking limerick: I was asked to a tank with a pug. The Mage, he fought like a slug. the Rogue went crazy. The healer got lazy. And then I was squashed like a bug.